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If I Married A Hooker Lyrics
(feat. Kris Kristofferson)Total views: 1 time this weekAlbum: Rockbox Revival / Original Release Date: 2018-04-01Genre: Rock & RollSong Duration: 2 min 17 sec
If I Married A Hooker
Black Raven
Black Raven
BLACK RAVEN
If I Married A Hooker Lyrics (feat. Kris Kristofferson)
If it was raining whiskey by the shot
And you could keep
All of it that you caught
As sure as little piggy's tails are pork
I'd be standing holding
Nothing but a fork
‘Cause a one-legged man
Is bound to fail
If he tries to win a prize
At kicking tails
That's the same lopsided odds
That I keep bucking
If I married a hooker she'd quit f*cking
If I were shipwrecked
On some desert isle
With a hundred naked women Running wild
Before they'd run their fingers Through my hair
I'd probably fall asleep
And wake up queer
And you could keep
All of it that you caught
As sure as little piggy's tails are pork
I'd be standing holding
Nothing but a fork
‘Cause a one-legged man
Is bound to fail
If he tries to win a prize
At kicking tails
That's the same lopsided odds
If I married a hooker she'd quit f*cking
If I were shipwrecked
On some desert isle
With a hundred naked women Running wild
Before they'd run their fingers Through my hair
I'd probably fall asleep
And wake up queer
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Songwriter(s): Kris Kristofferson
Record Label(s): 2018 Black Raven
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