Bill Morrissey Amnesia Lyrics

[Chorus]
I got amnesia this morning
I got hit on the head
I woke up today
In a hospital bed

[Verse 1]
I can't remember my name
But one thing is clear
I must have insurance
Or they'd not keep me here
So maybe I'm rich
Maybe in debt a lot
But if they come to collect
I'll just say I forgot
[Chorus]
I got amnesia this morning
I got hit on the head
I woke up today
In a hospital bed

[Verse 2]
Well, are my friends all hip?
Do they play tenor sax?
Or belt their pants at the armpits
And wear plastic pen-packs? Do I have honest work
Or lead a life of crime?
Please shoot me dead
If I'm a lawyer or a mime

[Chorus]
I got amnesia this morning
I got hit on the head
I woke up today
In a hospital bed (Harmonica)

[Verse 3]
Now what is my religion?
I hope I'm a Buddhist
I could be a Hindu
A Catholic or nudist
What if I'm born-again
Or in some weirdo sect?
I know I'm not Jewish
'Cause I looked down and checked
[Chorus]
I got amnesia this morning
I got hit on the head
I woke up today
In a hospital bed