Beast 1333 A Christmas Story Lyrics

[Hook: Beast 1333]
They Chose the Winter Solstice as the Birth of Jesus Christ
The Savior the Son of Man the Righteousness the Light
December 25th is not his real Date of Birth
Pagan holidays Disguised but they came first, came first

[Verse 1: Beast 1333]
The Reason for Establishing December 25th is simple
Really pay attention as i Explain it in a Jiff
The Customs rooted in the Celebration all the Gifts and Fun
Are really Rituals to Celebrate the Rebirth of the Sun
4000 years ago Millennia, The Two before Messiah
25th was for the Sun God and Festival of Fire
Was the Same for the Romans Zoroastrianism, Mitra
When the days begin to Lengthen and the Nights shorten Etcetera
The New Testament It Never states the Year that he was Born
Sacred Oaks for the Germanic people trees took on New Forms
Adorn the Evergreen, The Representation of all Fertility
Kris Kringle's supernatural Gift Giving abilities
Are Poppycock, goodies left inside a Pagan Bloody Sock
Whats prophesied in Malachi's Chapter 4 Verse 2 is a Shock
The Sun they always talking bout's, the one that Rise Above Us
Not a Son that Came About as a Product of Two Lovers
[Hook: Beast 1333]
The Merging of Beliefs starting with Emperor Constantine
The Edict of Toleration in A.D. 313
Our Favorite Morbidly Obese trespassers been Retouched
Sinterklaas was his Real Name to the Dutch, the Dutch

[Verse 2: Beast 1333]
The Seduction of the Church gradually the customs Adopted
Honoring Saturn, Yo Everything Julius 1'st Concocted Was to Make it as Painless as Possible for the Heathens
Pagan Romans who celebrate Solstices and the Seasons
Would adapt to Christianity went down without a Hitch
Proclaim the same Feast on Same Day, so people didn't Bitch
They had to Switch, but they Kept traditions same so Shit was Cool
The wheel pagan symbol for Sun, the Words Yule
Mistletoe was also considered a Sacred Plant
The Unconquerable birth of the Sun while Monks Chant
They gradually started Merging together, but not Slick
It was Wotan who flew in the sky before Saint Nick
It was Odin - his eight legged Horse name was Sleipnir
And thats how they came up with Santa and Reindeer
He's the Celtic Holly King in a Sleigh as he Sees Down
Robes traditionally Red, Holy Holly the Wreath Crown

[Hook: Beast 1333]
Throughout Hundreds of Generations tradition Passed on
And now the Holiday is a Retail Phenomenon
You Spend and Spend and all to make the ones you Love Happy
It's the Biggest Holiday they have for Sheep, for Sheep
They Chose the Winter Solstice as the Birth of Jesus Christ
The Savior the Son of Man the Righteousness the Light
December 25th is not his real Date of Birth
Pagan holidays Disguised but they came First, came First

Throughout Hundreds of Generations tradition Passed on
And now the Holiday is a Retail Phenomenon
You Spend and Spend and all to make the ones you Love Happy
It's the Biggest Holiday they have for Sheep, for Sheep