My Bad Lyrics

[Intro]
Listen to my story

[Verse 1]
I pushed a nun down a flight of stairs
My bad, my bad
I went to the zoo and spit on the bears
My bad, my bad
When grandma kissed me late last night and tucked me into bed
I slipped her the tongue and she froze with fright and keeled right over dead

[Verse 2]
I brought my box cutters on a plane
My bad, my bad
I flushed my sister down the drain
My bad, my bad
When mother wasn't feeling well and asked me for her pill
I gave her some ipecac and soon she was quite ill
My bad, ha-ha-ha-ha

[Bridge]
But Jesus forgives me
Jеsus, He loves me
Jеsus absolves all my sins
Jesus is easy
Jesus is breezy
Jesus is my best friend
[Verse 3] Oh, I stole a cheerleader's underwear
My bad, my bad
She had to pay for another pair
My bad, oh hoho
When daddy took me out to play we tossed the ball around
I hit him with a baseball bat and now he's in the ground
My bad, dad

[Verse 4]
Oh, I shot some crack into my veins
My bad, my bad
I ruined my poor scrambled brains
My bad
I jaywalked and I voted twice
My bad, a-ha
I went to school with head lice
My bad
I coveted my neighbor's wife
My bad, ooh-hoo
I cut her with a butter knife
My bad, yeah

I did all seven deadly sins
I squeezed the nipples on the twins
I defecated in the pool
I broke every golden rule
My bad
[Outro]
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