Anything You Can Do Lyrics

Anything you can do
I can do better
I can do anything
Better than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can. No, you can't
Yes, I can. No, you can't
Yes, I can
Yes, I can!
Anything you can be
I can be greater
Sooner or later
I'm greater than you
No, you're not. Yes, I am
No, you're not. Yes, I am
No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am
Yes, I am!
I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that?
Yes
So can a rat!
Any note you can reach
I can go higher
I can sing anything
Higher than you
No, you can't. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you
Fifty cents?
Forty cents! Thirty cents?
Twenty cents! No, you can't!
Yes, I can
Yes, I can!
Anything you can say
I can say softer
I can say anything
Softer than you
No, you can't. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
I can open any safe
Without bein' caught?
Sure
That's what I thought--
You crook!
Any note you can hold
I can hold longer
I can hold any note
Longer than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can No, you can't
Yes, I can No, you can't
Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T--
CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
Anything you can wear
I can wear better
In what you wear
I'd look better than you
In my coat?
In your vest! In my shoes?
In your hat! No, you can't!
Yes, I can
Yes, I CAN!
Anything you say
I can say faster
I can say anything
Faster than you
No, you can't. (Fast)
Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster)
Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)
I can jump a hurdle
I can wear a girdle
I can knit a sweater
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie? No
Neither can I
Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you
No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)
Yes, I can! No, you can't!

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