Bad Lip Reading La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum (On Broadway) Lyrics

We're on Broadway

I once knew a kid
Whose tongue fell off in his sleep,

La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum

What?

La-Bibbida-Bibba-Do

The girl in my basement
Probably thinks I'm a creep

Yeah, probably

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La-Bibbida-Bibba-Do

I've got,
9 cases of anti-fungal ointment that
Nobody can use without appointment
Down in
Woodberry (Woodberry, Woodberry)

Is that your little play-town?

Where it's very
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La-Bibbida-WHAT?

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Give me your bubble gum!

Now what makes you think I have gum?

Yeah, well I found out from Orlando
That biter that was a handyman

Woah, you got a handyman that's a walker?!?

Well to be honest
He breaks more things than he fixes
But he's still got most of his face
So, I trust him

(Heads in aquariums, heads in aquariums)

I own heads in aquariums
And don't find them scary
I'm fond of Bavarian cream My dream of

La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum
La-Bibbida-Bibba-Do
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Dum-Dum, Dum-Dum-Dum...

Starfish command!

You know what?
Not even going to bother with that

Ricardo,
If you have to ask
You'll never know

My uncle was tall
But had these really short legs

La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum
La-Bibbida-Bibba-Do

I wonder if poodles in Jamaica
Have dreads

La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum
La-Bibbida-Bibba-Do

This is a violet

No it isn't

Yeah, well it could be a flower

The other night there was this movie all about gardens
Called "Bloody Shrimp"

You got a problem?

Uh, yeah
I just found out that we missed Halloween

I always wanted a Wookie
But I found out they weren't real

Thanks for nothing, George Lucas

La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum
La-Bibbida-Bibba-Do (x3)

Cluck went the chicken!

And that's how they do it
On Broadway