Avenue D Bang! Lyrics

hey today we're gonna learn something neat-o
it's how to make a BANG-alore torpedo
first we'll need some sections of pipe
fill them with sticks of dynomite
crimp the fuse into the detonater
make sure the fuse is long so it won't blow up till later
light the blasting cap into the TNT
light the fuse, run fast, and wait to see it go
(chorus:)
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

girl you know we ought-a
take it from Lysistrata
boycott his cock till we get what we want
won't drop my pants if they keep droppin bombs
not even if he's got a twelve inch dong
tell him, "don't show up to war, just play hookie,
if you choose to fight, you won't get any nookie,
and if you're gay, that's okay
"the army doesn't want you anyway"
ready his weapon, then pull away
make them pay for every day
they throw our money away
on mutant children, babies cry
war's really funny, until you die
tell your mom not to give into dad
this isn't electro, it isn't a fad baby, I'll give you a piece
when there's peace in the middle east
then we'll BANG (x20)

Nobody voted when it was vital
but you made sure to vote for american idol
will somebody please explain to me
how if we kill someone we're really setting them free?
Dic-tators sick haters
tough guys come on settle this one on one
"my dick's bigger, that you'll see, by the size of my artillery"
I spy, with my little eye
money, greed, power, lies
you ask yourself, "where does it end?"
AVENUE D FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
the special forces that we'd endorse is
the under cover agent lover
whose only mission would be huggin' and kissin'
vote avenue D we'll make sure there won't be no more BANG (x20)

G.I.JOE you're a G.I.HO, baby
Gee, I know you're just a G.I.HO
you're a G.I.HO, a G.I.HO
G.I.G.I.G.I.HO
"and the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air" went BANG (x20)

shell shock show me your cock you got
small pox make my body rock give me
anthrax put it in my ass