Audreys Troubles Somehow Lyrics

if you're in the market for some loneliness and heartache well have I got some good news for you you can get it for a dollar all you gotta do is holler I can have it in the post by two

if I could sell all my troubles somehow oh I'd have more money than I'd know what to do with and I'd shout all my friends to a night on the town forget whatever had got me down singing whoa...

if you're shopping for despair don't just get it anywhere I've got the finest stuff around if you're looking out for sorrow I can get more by tomorrow I take orders by the pound
if I could sell all my troubles somehow oh I'd have more money than I'd know what to do with I'd buy a big bag and I'd get real high float on into that big old sky singing whoa...

if I could sell all my troubles somehow I'd have more money than I'd know what to do with and I'd buy a big house and a big fancy car and feel just like a movie star singing whoa...

if I could sell all my troubles somehow oh I'd have more money than I'd know what to do with and I'd tell the whole world how you broke my heart and end up right back at the start