Ass Ponys California Bingo Lyrics

California bingo
Man I must be dreaming
Fascination on the midway
Listen to him screaming
Sounding like a preacher
Calling in the sinners
Says california bingo
Everyone's a winner

Oh I'm f*cked I'm f*cked
I'm f*cked... again When I'm on the midway
I'm looking for the freak tent
So I can seek salvation
In among the misfits
And when it comes showtime
I won't need a decoy
I'll be inside a glass jar
Right beside the bird boy