Asher Roth Lark On My Go Kart Lyrics

Sitting on a truffet
Puffing on the best cut buds tryna get butt from ms. muffet
Me and teddy rockspins stirring up a ruckus egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins suck-a-dick buttkiss chumps can't funk with the punk kids ash roth be the king of the blumpkins any tim duncan spur of the moment let the whole world know I run shit jump ship quick tell a friend that I'm dumb sick spit fungus that'll grow from a dung trip twist to a front flip son that was some trick watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this

Kinda like the blonde bob saget ash can get nasty
Pass me a blunt and some captain chilling with an Ashley
Heading to the mall
Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off
10 feet tall with the balls of a matador
Door matted whore with your words heard that before
Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed
Walk in my shoes for a few you gon need it
Yea get your wii fit to practice your fris with
Need a few weeks before you can compete with Razor ramone flow o' so sharp
You can take Kapowski
I'm a take lark on my go-kart

Mario kart skills are outrageous
Play me any day and I'll be the best racist
Wait no erase it meant to say racer
Traded in my cell phone for a new pager
Take off your blue tooth now dot com
I'm at the grocery store with hot moms
Bout 35 with at least two kids
We can make out while my friend babysits
All up in your fridge eating left over shit
Tuna sandwich, butterscotch, crumpets, Cheeto's be my choice of chip I enjoy for a bit
Take a sip from my simpson and split

Hair like a troll doll
Basketball shorts on yea I'm a dork but i'm still holding court balled up balla
Y'all take to long get dolled up
Give a f*ck if I look like I just woke up
Who'm I tryin to impress
Honey in the sundress
With the breasts lucious
Just sent me a text
OMG your the B-E-est
If you tryna have sex I'm the best at it