Arrogant Worms Ezra Eats Lyrics

I have a little baby boy and Ezra is his name
No one knows him now but I know he will be famous
And known throughout the world for all his accomplishments
But for now the main thing he does real well is eat

Ezra eats
He eats
Oh yes my Ezra eats
Ezra eats
He eats
Oh yes my Ezra eats
Ezra eats
He eats

I know some kids a finicky most foods they will ignore
When Ezra says his first words I know they'll be "Give me More!"
He hasn't missed a meal in all his 231 days
I guess he knows his Dad's a Worm and that it barely pays
So he eats

Ezra eats
He eats
Oh yes my Ezra eats
Ezra eats
He eats
Oh yes my Ezra eats
I'll manger Manger X2

Some kids learn to roll and crawl and walk and then explore
Ezra'd rather show the world that he's an omnivore
He'll be a hocky goalie soon and riches he will get
'Cause if he grows at this rate he will take up all the net

Oh he eats
He eats
Oh yes my Ezra eats

He ate us out of our house and then ate the neibours home
He chewed up all their garden and then ate their garden gnome
We took him to IKEA and while I sad ont eh benches
He ate a sofa named Bjorn and seven Allen wrenches

Cause he eats
He eats
Oh yes my Ezra eats
Ezra eats
He eats
Oh yes my Ezra eats
Ezra eats
He eats
Oh yes my Ezra eats