Intro Lyrics

[Spoken]
With a straight face you're gonna tell students that America is so Star
Spangled awesome that we're the only ones in the world that has freedom
Canada has freedom Japan has freedom the UK, France, Italy, Germany, Spain
Australia, Belgium has freedom
So two hundred seven sovereign states in the world
Like hundred eighty of them have freedom
And yet you sorority girl just in case you accidentally walk into the Voting booth one day
There's some things you should know
One of them is there is absolutely no evidence to support the Statement that we're the greatest
Country in the world
We're seventh in literacy twenty seventh in math twenty second in Science forty ninth in life expectancy hundred seventieth in infant Mortality third in median household income Number four in labor force and number four in exports
We lead the world in only three categories
Number of incarcerated citizens per capita number of adults who Believe angels are real
And defense spending where we spend more than the next Twenty six countries
Combined twenty five of which are allies
Now none of this is the fault of our twenty year old college Student
Who you nonetheless are without a doubt a member of the worst Period generation
Period ever period so when you ask what makes us the greatest Country in the world
I don't know what the f*ck you're talking about

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