Angry Samoans Feet On The Ground Lyrics

I'm an American proud and strong
But wouldn't you agree that something's really wrong, hey

And I go to Washington to see what I can do
But they say thanks man nothing's real with you

And I pay taxes, to see what's going on
Got relatives in Texas but that can't hear a sound
I think Miller stinks
My socks are in the sink

And I go shopping, it's real real fun But the things I buy on TV they never ever come, hey

And I got a girlfriend who's really really neat
She picks up her clothes and lets me kiss her feet

I work my taxes, see what's going down
And I wear black since ??? hit the town
This is how we think
This is why I drink

I'm an American not a clown
I watch TV to get my feet on the ground
Woah, woah