Andy Griffith Flop Eared Mule Lyrics

Use to have an old Banjo
It was all strung up with twine
And the only song you could hear me sing was
I wish that gal was mine
Well, I wish that gal was mine, boys
I wish that gal was mine
And the only song you could hear me sing
Was I wish that gal was mine

Whoa mule, you kicking mule
Whoa mule, I say
I ain't got time to kiss you now
My mule has run away

Took my wife to the barn yard
And I sit her down to supper
Well, she got choked on a turkey leg
And stuck her nose in the butter

Stuck her nose in the butter
Stuck her nose in the butter Well, she got choked on a turkey leg
And stuck her nose in the butter

Whoa mule, you kicking mule
Whoa mule, I say
Tie a knot in that old mules tail
Before he runs away

Your face is like a coffee pot
Your nose is like a spout
Your mouth is like a fireplace
With all the ashes out

Well, With all the ashes out, boys
With all the ashes out
Your mouth is like a fireplace
With all the ashes out

Whoa mule, you kicking mule
Whoa mule, I say
I ain't got time to kiss you now
My mule has run away
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