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American Music Club The President's Test For Physical Fitness Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.35/10 [20 votes]Album: Hello Amsterdam - EP / Original Release Date: 1995Genre: RockSong Duration: 3 min 51 sec
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- The President's Test For Physical Fitness LyricsOnce upon a time me and Vudi met
A major American rock star in a shop
We were immediately jealous of his hair
And his fuel-injected sports cock
He made the usual stupid sexual jokes
About the way he comes on top
But I could tell it was a lie
By the way that he walked
How did you pass the Presiden'ts Test
Even if I can't match your ability to compete
At least give me a chance to cheat
He said, "Are you losers making fun
Of our serious vocation?
You just gotta bring the music to the people man
And then go score a hole in one."
The pleasures of a treadmill and the factory
Took all the innocence from his eyes
Leaving him to spurt unashamed
By the size of his dull suprise How did you pass the Presiden'ts Test
I never felt honest telling those virutous lies
And my toupee always gets into my eyes
How do you pass the President's Test
I don't even want to know my score
I don't know who's telling me the truth anymore
I said, "The only thing that we're good for
Is being forgotten."
And I know you're big enough of a star
To make sure that the job gets done
How do you pass the President's Test
I swear one day they'll build a monument
To the man with the most reasons for his embarassment
How do you pass the President's Test
No I don't even want to know my score
I don't know who's telling me the truth anymore
A major American rock star in a shop
We were immediately jealous of his hair
And his fuel-injected sports cock
He made the usual stupid sexual jokes
About the way he comes on top
But I could tell it was a lie
By the way that he walked
How did you pass the Presiden'ts Test
Even if I can't match your ability to compete
At least give me a chance to cheat
He said, "Are you losers making fun
Of our serious vocation?
You just gotta bring the music to the people man
And then go score a hole in one."
The pleasures of a treadmill and the factory
Took all the innocence from his eyes
Leaving him to spurt unashamed
By the size of his dull suprise How did you pass the Presiden'ts Test
I never felt honest telling those virutous lies
And my toupee always gets into my eyes
How do you pass the President's Test
I don't even want to know my score
I don't know who's telling me the truth anymore
I said, "The only thing that we're good for
Is being forgotten."
And I know you're big enough of a star
To make sure that the job gets done
How do you pass the President's Test
I swear one day they'll build a monument
To the man with the most reasons for his embarassment
How do you pass the President's Test
No I don't even want to know my score
I don't know who's telling me the truth anymore
Facts about The President's Test For Physical Fitness
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The President's Test For Physical Fitness is written by Mark Eitzel.
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It is first released in 1995 as part of American Music Club's album "Hello Amsterdam" which includes 6 tracks in total. This song is the 2nd track on this album.
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The President's Test For Physical Fitness falls under the genre Rock.
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The President's Test For Physical Fitness is produced by American Music Club, Joe Chiccarelli.
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The President's Test For Physical Fitness song length is 3 minutes and 51 seconds.
Who wrote The President's Test For Physical Fitness lyrics?
The President's Test For Physical Fitness is written by Mark Eitzel.
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When was The President's Test For Physical Fitness released?
It is first released in 1995 as part of American Music Club's album "Hello Amsterdam" which includes 6 tracks in total. This song is the 2nd track on this album.
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Which genre is The President's Test For Physical Fitness?
The President's Test For Physical Fitness falls under the genre Rock.
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Who produced The President's Test For Physical Fitness?
The President's Test For Physical Fitness is produced by American Music Club, Joe Chiccarelli.
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How long is the song The President's Test For Physical Fitness?
The President's Test For Physical Fitness song length is 3 minutes and 51 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): Mark Eitzel
Record Label(s): 1995 Reprise Records Marketed by Rhino Entertainment Company, a Warner Music Group Company
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