Amagortis Misplaced Mastectomy Lyrics

A routine procedure, gone completely wrong
A real f*cking pity. That chick had such nice cans.
Graduated from med school, might have done too much
drugs.
Shouldn't have dropped that acid on the night before my
first mastectomy.
Misplaced mastectomy. Now confusion turns into doubt.
My hand was steady applying the cuts. I knew something
wasn't quite right.
Still thought I knew what I was doing. Wasn't like I was
still drunk.
As I remove the tumour, something seems to be missing.
What felt and looked like a lump, was that really the right boob?
A routine procedure. Gone completely wrong. A real
f*cking pity.
That chick had such nice cans. And now they're in the
trash.
After the operation, the f*ck-up came to the light.
Husband going completely crazy.
Not to speak of the soon-to-be-titless wife.
One small confusion turned into truth.
The tomogram hung up the wrong way.
The lady was the one to pay
And now I have to run away
Misplaced mastectomy