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Allan Sherman Seltzer Boy Lyrics
Total views: 2 times this week / Rating: 8.19/10 [16 votes]Album: My Son, the Folk Singer / Original Release Date: 2014-01-28Genre: ComedySong Duration: 3 min 31 sec
ALLAN SHERMAN
- Seltzer Boy Lyrics / with translationsSeltzer boy
Where are you hiding
If you don't come right now
I'm gon' tell you boss on you
Oy.
Don't bring me water
I rather have seltzer
'Cause water don't bubble
And water don't fizz
Water I hate it
'Cause it ain't carbonated
But a glass of seltzer
On the other hand is
Don't bring me Pepsi
Don't bring me a Kool-Aid
Don't bring a malted
And don't bring me champagne
I'll tell you what boy
Bring me one scotch and soda
Then you'll take back the scotch, boy
And leave the 2 cents plain
Seltzer boy
When are you coming?
If don't bring that seltzer
I'm gon' tell Mister Meltzer on you
Seltzer boy
[Seltzer squirting]
That's better, could you put in a little chocolate sauce?
Where are you hiding
If you don't come right now
I'm gon' tell you boss on you
Oy.
Don't bring me water
I rather have seltzer
'Cause water don't bubble
And water don't fizz
Water I hate it
'Cause it ain't carbonated
But a glass of seltzer
On the other hand is
Don't bring me Pepsi
Don't bring me a Kool-Aid
Don't bring a malted
I'll tell you what boy
Bring me one scotch and soda
Then you'll take back the scotch, boy
And leave the 2 cents plain
Seltzer boy
When are you coming?
If don't bring that seltzer
I'm gon' tell Mister Meltzer on you
Seltzer boy
[Seltzer squirting]
That's better, could you put in a little chocolate sauce?
Facts about Seltzer Boy
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Seltzer Boy is written by Sherman, Lou Busch, Busch, Allan Sherman.
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It is first released on January 28, 2014 as part of Allan Sherman's album "My Son, the Folk Singer" which includes 10 tracks in total. This song is the 4th track on this album.
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Seltzer Boy falls under the genre Comedy.
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Seltzer Boy song length is 3 minutes and 31 seconds.
Who wrote Seltzer Boy lyrics?
Seltzer Boy is written by Sherman, Lou Busch, Busch, Allan Sherman.
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When was Seltzer Boy released?
It is first released on January 28, 2014 as part of Allan Sherman's album "My Son, the Folk Singer" which includes 10 tracks in total. This song is the 4th track on this album.
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Which genre is Seltzer Boy?
Seltzer Boy falls under the genre Comedy.
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How long is the song Seltzer Boy?
Seltzer Boy song length is 3 minutes and 31 seconds.
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these lyrics are submitted by musixmatch2Songwriter(s): Sherman, Lou Busch, Busch, Allan Sherman
Record Label(s): 2014 Golden Music
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