Allan Sherman Seltzer Boy Lyrics

Seltzer boy
Where are you hiding
If you don't come right now
I'm gon' tell you boss on you

Oy.

Don't bring me water
I rather have seltzer
'Cause water don't bubble
And water don't fizz

Water I hate it
'Cause it ain't carbonated
But a glass of seltzer
On the other hand is

Don't bring me Pepsi
Don't bring me a Kool-Aid
Don't bring a malted And don't bring me champagne

I'll tell you what boy
Bring me one scotch and soda
Then you'll take back the scotch, boy
And leave the 2 cents plain

Seltzer boy
When are you coming?
If don't bring that seltzer
I'm gon' tell Mister Meltzer on you

Seltzer boy
[Seltzer squirting]
That's better, could you put in a little chocolate sauce?

Who wrote Seltzer Boy lyrics?

Seltzer Boy is written by Sherman, Lou Busch, Busch, Allan Sherman.

When was Seltzer Boy released?

Seltzer Boy is first released on January 28, 2014 as part of Allan Sherman's album "My Son, the Folk Singer" which includes 10 tracks in total. This song is the 4th track on this album.

Which genre is Seltzer Boy?

Seltzer Boy falls under the genre Comedy.

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