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Allan Sherman One Hippopotami - Live Version Lyrics
Total views: 2 times this week / Rating: 6.76/10 [17 votes]Album: My Son the Nut - EP / Original Release Date: 2011-09-16Genre: ComedySong Duration: 3 min 27 sec
ALLAN SHERMAN
- One Hippopotami - Live Version LyricsOne hippopotami cannot get on a bus,
Because one hippopotami is two hippopotamus.
And if you have two goose, that makes one geese.
A pair of mouse is mice. A pair of moose is meese.
A paranoia is a bunch of mental blocks.
And when Ben Casey meets Kildare, that's called a paradox.
When two minks fall in love, with all their heart and soul,
You'll find the plural of two minks is one mink stole.
Singulars and plurals are so different, bless my soul.
Has it ever occurred to you that the plural of "half" is "whole"?
A bunch of tooth is teeth. A group of foot is feet.
And two canaries make a pair--they call it a parakeet.
A paramecium is not a pair.
A parallelogram is just a crazy square.
Nobody knows just what a paraphernalia is.
And what is half a pair of scissors, but a single sciz?
With someone you adore, if you should find romance,
You'll pant, and pant once more, and that's a pair of pants!
Because one hippopotami is two hippopotamus.
And if you have two goose, that makes one geese.
A pair of mouse is mice. A pair of moose is meese.
A paranoia is a bunch of mental blocks.
And when Ben Casey meets Kildare, that's called a paradox.
When two minks fall in love, with all their heart and soul,
You'll find the plural of two minks is one mink stole.
Singulars and plurals are so different, bless my soul.
Has it ever occurred to you that the plural of "half" is "whole"?
And two canaries make a pair--they call it a parakeet.
A paramecium is not a pair.
A parallelogram is just a crazy square.
Nobody knows just what a paraphernalia is.
And what is half a pair of scissors, but a single sciz?
With someone you adore, if you should find romance,
You'll pant, and pant once more, and that's a pair of pants!
Facts about One Hippopotami - Live Version
Who wrote One Hippopotami - Live Version lyrics?
One Hippopotami - Live Version is written by Sherman, Busch.
When was One Hippopotami - Live Version released?
One Hippopotami - Live Version is first released on September 16, 2011 as part of Allan Sherman's album "My Son the Nut " which includes 6 tracks in total. This song is the 4th track on this album.
Which genre is One Hippopotami - Live Version?
One Hippopotami - Live Version falls under the genre Comedy.
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Songwriter(s): Sherman, Busch
Record Label(s): 2011 Camp Granada
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