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Gift Of The Magi 2: Return Of The Magi Lyrics

I used to be a dead guy, now I'm a f*cking Jedi
And I've got lots of news for you, and I've got a long list of things to do
I used to dwell in the present, I used to be so hesitant
But now I've got my whole life to live, and I've got all my love to give
To all you f*ckers that I hate

It's like the Gift of the Magi; more like the Gift of the Magi 2
You sold your soul to buy some tits and I sold my soul to grow a dick
We got to get him in the van, but what if he resists?
Just kick him in the back of the f*cking head
And put him in the back of the f*cking van

It's a miracle of science
All this betrayal and violence and it lives inside us all
And it lives inside our heart, just like a stupid f*cking tapeworm
Who can we blame?

The husband divorced his wife after she cut her hair
Because she was way less f*ckable and that's just unforgivable
He moved into a condo, he hung out by the pool
But he never wore a bathing suit, he just wanted to scope out the talent

If God doesn't like ugly, then God doesn't like anybody
So f*ck God anyway, God is obsolete
Oh, my God thinks my jokes are funny
There is no one to blame
People are just f*cking mean

Go Suns!

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Songwriter(s): Ben Gallaty, Sean Bonnette
Record Label(s): 2011 ANDREW JACKSON JIHAD
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