Agony Column Lord Almighty Lyrics

In The Deep Dark South
I Had A Fried Southern Dream
I Was A Freebird Flyin'
With My Mississippi Queen
I Had Guns And Bullets And A Rebel Flag
And The Needle And The Spoon In My Mojo Bag

There Was Big Bad Bubba
Screamin Hey Get Drunk And Fight Me
An' I Woke Up In New York In A Cold Cold Sweat
Screamin Jesus Lord Almighty

Born On A Mountain
Raised In A Cave
Got The Pedal To The Metal
One Foot In The Grave
Struck By Lightnin' In The Hot Summer Night
And My Soul Was Branded By The Holy Light

There Was Big Beelzebubba
Screamin Hey Get Drunk And Fight Me An' I Woke Up In New York In A Cold Cold Sweat
Screamin Jesus Lord Almighty

The Devil Was A Dope Man
From Outerspace
Bustin' Caps On My Posse
All Over The Place
I Screamed And I Hollered
Then I Tried To Run
Shot My Skinny White Ass
With His Boogie Gun
A Bright White Light
Blinded All Our Eyes
As The Angel Of Def
Exploded From The Sky
He Was A Bad Mutha f*cka
You Could Hear The Sound
Of The Judgement Hammer
As He Swung It Down
You Could Smell The Devil Burnin'
Like A Piece Of Toast
In The Righteous Red Rays
Of The Holy Ghost