Afroman Smokin' Weed Lyrics

I f*cked this girl in Talahassee,
Doggie style so i named her Lassie.
Came on her, florida state clothes,
filled up all her semen holes.
f*cked this girl from purdue,
came in her hair, f*cked up her doo.
She was cryin, like tammy faye baker,
her p*ssy got hotter than a boiler maker.
Met Santa's daughter in Baton Rouge,
f*cked up Christmas like Mr. Scrooge.
dropped her off at LSU
smoked all her weed, drank all her brew.
f*cked George Bush daughter in Dallas, Texas,
Rode that ass just like a Lexus.
f*cked her again in ft. worth
stuck my dick in her p*ssy and I started to surf.

(CHORUS)
Colt 45, Afroman,
Tryin to get all the p*ssy that I can.
To the cross country in my Afro van,
SMOKIN WEED

2X

I priced this hooker in Ohio
I said, Bitch, you too high Ho.
I got a cheaper ho in Cincinatti,
f*cked her in the back of my 83 Caddy
Broker as hell smokin Newport singles, Came in her ass and said "f*ck the Bengals"

(afroman rant)

SMOKIN WEED!

Smokin weed, State-to-State
beer and munchies got me gaining weight.
Missionary style in chilla coffee
little mamma said, "would you please get off me"
beatutiful girl, Iowa City,
Roll a blunt fatter than a big fat titty.
She sucked my dick, while she held my thighs,
I came in her Iowa Hawk-"Eyes".
My dick went BOING in Des Moines,
Going going go-Buckaw!

SMOKIN WEED!

(CHORUS 2x)

Oklahoma, Smoke-lahoma,
Buffalo, Puff-alo,
Fort Smith, Fort Spliff
Smokin weed
Starkville, Sparks-ville
Huntsville, Blunts-ville
Mississippi, Missi-hippie
Alabama, Ala-grama
Hattysburg, Hattys-herb
Burmingham, Burning-ham
Smokin weed
North Dakota, North De Quota
South Dakota, South De Quota
I ran out of rhymes, but i'm...
SMOKIN WEED

(CHORUS 2x)