A Billion Ernies Please Don't Reveal The Ending Lyrics

I stepped out of my house for the first time in my life
I'm feelin' pretty good got on my best suit and tie
I'm riding in a car I've never been in before
It's black and followed by a few more we start to slow down
To make a quick stop someone opens the back and takes out a box
Standing around a hole with flowers and a tree
I look at the headstone to see it's me
I'm gonna be late to the show time to go for the life of me
I can't express how much I want for you to see but my tounge holds back
I just want you to know the ending is worth the wait
I know the plot is slow but this secret must be kept
I start to walk away then a man calls out for me over here
My friend now it's time to leave
He pat's me on the back said the movie will be great A stroke of genius that will make you realize
That all that you lived for is right but one thing
He said there's one simple rule slowly the destination comes into view
The lights are blinding I shield my eyes
The closer I get the warmer I feel the kind of warmth
That makes your soul heal
I pull out my wallet to pay at the door
The man behind the window tells me it's all paid for
He hands me the ticket and we head inside
The free ticket seemed strange so I asked my guide why
He told me I'd lived a good life
My questions will all be answered soon so here's some popcorn
Your movie is in that room
Please do not reveal the ending