3d6 Damage Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Picking locks and thievery
And light blade proficiency

If my roll sucks on my stealth
I'll need surges for my health

I can use my sneak attack
And stab a goblin in the back

Then I add my modifier
Making my attack roll higher

[Bridge 1]
Once again
His armor class
Was not enough
To save his ass
From

[Chorus 1] X 4
3D6!
3D6!
3D6!
Damage!

[Verse 2]
Tracking orcs across the land
Flaming hand ax in one hand

One attacks
I'll make him sorry
Mark him with my
Hunter's quarry Use my weapon's daily power
Make it rain blood like a shower

[Bridge 2]
Once again
His armor class
Was not enough
To save his ass
From

[Chorus 2] X 4
3D6!
3D6!
3D6!
Damage!

[Breakdown]
In the badlands it was forged
In the cave of dwarves
Passed from king to son
Waiting for the chosen one

And so the wizard to the king
Gave a weapon thundering
When with this heavy flail you crit
Will add some damage when you hit
For

[Chorus 3] X 8
3D6!
3D6!
3D6!
Damage!