Scared Weird Little Guys I've Been Everywhere Lyrics

Well I was humping my Bluey on the dusty Oodnadatta
road
When along came a semi with a high and canvas covered
load
"If you're going to Oodnadatta, mate, with me you can
bloody ride."
So I climbed up in the cabin and I settled down inside
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and
sand
And I said, "listen mate, I've travelled every road in
this here land,

"Cause, I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
And trouble I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

Australia :

"I've been to, Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Maloolabah,
Nambor, Maroochydore, Kilmore, Moolabah,
Birdsville, Lamaville, Wallaville, Cunamulla,
Cunamine, Strathpine, Proserpine, Ulladulla,
Darwin, Gin-Gin, Millaquin, Muckadilla,
Wallabilla, Boggabilla, Cumbarilla.
Perth.

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
And trouble I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

Key change!
Down Again!
Up 2!
Down a half!
Down another half!
Ok they're still with us!
Ok good!

Right, that was around Australia, where have u been
around Scotland?
Around Scotland?
Yeah...

Scotland :

"I've been to, Glasgow, Glencoe, Cumbarnold, Abernathy,
Nichorin, Och Dornin Och Connuck, Aberfeldy,
Dundee, Paisley, Locherbie, Newton, Stewart, Loch Ness, Loch Long, Loch Linny, Loch Lochy,
Newburgh, Jedburgh, Fraserburgh, Edinburgh,
Inverary, Inverberry, Ochtamuchty.
Perrrrth.

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
And trouble I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

Alright smarty pants!
Where abouts now?
Somewhere really hard....
Ok give us somewhere
I'm thinknig....
yep c'mon...
I know!
Lets get a spontaneous audience suggestion!
Good Idea!
somewhere really difficult....( noises from audience)

South East Asia!!!!

South East Asia :

"I've been to, Peking, Nanking, Chunking, Hiroshima,
Sheng Yang, Kwai Yang, Pyong Yang, Yokohama,
Hang Chow, Weng Chow, Fu Chow, The Gold Coast,
Shanghai, Samurai, Lum Thai, Fukiama,
Hong Kong, King Kong, Yan-Tong, Sukiyaki,
Nagasaki, Hirosaki, Takasaki, I should be so lucky…

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
And trouble I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere

Ok John, lets hear where you've been now.
c'mon John you do one.
c'mon where ya been mate? where ya been Johnny
I don't actually get out much!

Alright rusty, you've been around Australia, you've
been around Scotland and you've been around South-East
Asia...
But how fast have you been there?