Mad Bastardo Lyrics

I sail on my boat around the world
From Portugal to Kilargo
I always take the most dangerous route
'Cause I am the Mad Bastardo
I will enter most any port
Regardless of trade embargo
I insult all the customs officials I can
Mad, mad, mad Bastardo
Mad, mad, mad Bastardo
Mad, mad, mad Bastardo
I am the Mad Bastardo
I enjoy eating my tropical fruit
Mango, paw paw, avocado
I transport diseases from land to land

There goes the Mad Bastardo
I don't care what's on my ship I carry the dangerous cargo
Whenever I approach to come ashore they cry:
There goes the Mad Bastardo!
Dance with me Bastardo
What elegant pantaloons you are wearing
-listen,....I love that player
You know I known as such a romantic fool
My girlfriend's name is Margo
And when we get married eventually,
-What will her name be?
MARGO BASTARDO!
Mad, mad, mad Bastardo
Mad, mad, mad Bastardo
Mad, mad, mad Bastardo
I am the Mad Bastardo

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