Pygmies Lyrics

[Intro]
"Good evening, mate!
I am Steven Irwington
Welcoming you to Natural Bush report yeah
Here on the Kangaroo channel, mate
Let's get started
Deep in nature, hidden behind a bush
In Africa
There's a civilization of NBA players
From another dimension"
[Verse 1 / Chorus]
Pygmies...
Are getting by on barley
5 beans
They're always eating
(Grass) Gangrene
They're all skinny fat
Send them a
Portion of pork on a rack

[Verse 2 / Chorus]
Some
Split peas
They need some eggos or
Rice Krispies...
Some macaroons with clothes and
Give some hope and aid
Write off a charitable small donation
On your tax form
Give something...

[Bridge]
To pygmies...
"As you can see, yeah
Pygmies still use sticks and bows
And other Native American tools
Let's take another look, innit"
[Verse 3 / Chorus]
Pygmies...
Live in a broken
Tree house
And, drink pee (drink pee)
They have meringue and Lyme
Disease
Wearing shitty hats
They call for help but
You don't, call them back
(Oh!)

[Verse 4 / Chorus]
Bitch, please...
They need some mail-in skyline
Wendy's... All that you do, is
Dumb
Give some f*ckin' help
Sign up to send
A case of Popeye's
Still water, or sparkling...

[Bridge]
To pygmies...
I'm... pygmy....
You went to build up
Some nice cities
My people stayed here
To fight
Big bees...
Swinging shitty bats
We beat [the] Cromagnons
Don't mess with us blacks
(Oh!)
[Verse 5 / Chorus]
Pygmies...
Still playin' an old
Lil' small white
Kid's Wii
(Oh!)
Pygmies...
When they play b-ball
They're like, "Pick me...!"
Howl at the moon, let's go!
Write that f*ckin' check
Fly out to Ghana
With a checkbook
There's [...] food and free parking...

[Verse 6 / Chorus]
With pygmies...
They pray to ancient Shaddai
Big cheese...
Slant rhyming songs
They need jeans...
Pygmies...
They first invented jihad
In [the] '90s ('90s)
Send couple bucks
To pygmies...

[Verse 7 / Chorus / Outro]
Pygmies...
Albinos smokin' green house
Pixies...
They've seen some stuff
Believe me
Pygmies
"Are most naturally, evolutionarily
Adapted to living close by to KFC"
Pygmies...

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