Horse Outside Lyrics

I'm at Amanda's wedding
in a church on Thomas street
I'm lookin at the bridesmaid
and she's lookin back at me
and when the service ends
I ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, and if it goes well
a finger and a shift

she says "Fitzy drives a Mitzy
and he offered me a spin.
Enda hava a Honda
so I might just go with him.
And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me
in his Subaru.
So what the f*ck would make you think
I'd wanna go with you?"

I said f*ck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
f*ck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And f*ck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.

She said "I don't believe ya."
I said "it's f*ckin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes
in 1992.
And I don't need insurance
I don't need no parking space
and if you try to clamp my horse
he'll kick you in the face."

"I don't pay no tax
f*ck NCT.
You'll arrive in style
if you ride with me."
And the boys are walkin over
jingling their keys I look the f*ckers up and down
and give them one of these

I said f*ck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
f*ck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And f*ck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.

giddy up now baby
bless my soul
I rode the f*cker round the field
back since he was a foal.
He runs a bit like Shergar
and he jumps like tir na nog.
he looks like Billie Piper
after half an ounce of coke.

And the boys are lookin jealous
as I lead yer wan away.
Just before I close the door
I look at her and say
"Would you be my girl?"
and she says, "I will a course
if you grab me by the pony tail
and ride me like a horse."

Yeah, f*ck your Honda Civic
I've a horse outside.
f*ck your Subaru
I have a horse outside.
And f*ck your Mitsubishi
I've a horse outside.
If you're lookin for a ride
I've a horse outside.

Checking your booty fine
your gonna loos a laa
I'm gonna take you out to MULLINGAR!

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