Danny Dyer Lyrics

I done a backflip in my car
As I undid your mother's bra
Her boobies flopped around the place
And hit me in the f*cking face

I did a massive bag of speed
With an aborigine
We broke into a local zoo
And let a Gila monster loose

Skinny dipping after dark
I put a saddle on a shark
I rode it all the way to Greece
And ate the country piece by piece

Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock
Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock
Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock
Who's the big man now?

Sick of working down at spa
So I got a job as Dracula I bit a woman on the knee
And gave her hepatitis C

I filled the kettle up with piss
And let it boil until it hissed
I built myself a time machine
And made the younger me drink wee

And if someone f*cks with me I'll let them loose into their head
Ladies open up your fanny, make some room for f*cking Danny!

Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock
Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock
Liar, liar, Danny Dyer, get him in a headlock
Who's the big man now?

That warm space between your grandmother's tits
That's where Danny Dyer's gonna build his house

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