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Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.77/10 [22 votes]Album: Herniated Jingle Balls - The Extended Version / Original Release Date: 2000Genre: FolkSong Duration: 1 min 26 sec
Favorite Things
John Valby
John Valby
JOHN VALBY
Favorite Things Lyrics
Blow jobs and hand jobs and eating clitoris
Watching your grandmother douche with Lavoris
Brown pubic hairs on toilet bowl rings
These are a few of my favorite things
Serving bird droppings as warm appetizers
Licking the residue from bathroom sanitizers
Sanding the top of my dick 'til it stings
These are a few of my favorite things
Probing my dick-hole with sharpened lead pencils
Enlargening my asshole with kitchen utensils
Knowing the joy that an egg beater brings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I tell everybody I know to eat shit
And poop on my presents
And then I don't feel, I don't feel bad at all
You f*cking scumbag, f*cking Christmas shitbird
f*ck you!
Watching your grandmother douche with Lavoris
Brown pubic hairs on toilet bowl rings
These are a few of my favorite things
Serving bird droppings as warm appetizers
Licking the residue from bathroom sanitizers
Sanding the top of my dick 'til it stings
These are a few of my favorite things
Probing my dick-hole with sharpened lead pencils
Knowing the joy that an egg beater brings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I tell everybody I know to eat shit
And poop on my presents
And then I don't feel, I don't feel bad at all
You f*cking scumbag, f*cking Christmas shitbird
f*ck you!
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Record Label(s): 2001 Laugh com, Inc
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