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Skeeter Lyrics
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Skeeter
John Valby
John Valby
JOHN VALBY
Skeeter Lyrics
(chorus)
There's a skeeter on my peter
whack it off!
There's a skeeter on my peter
whack it off!
There's a dozen on my cousin
I can hear the bastard buzzin'
There's a skeeter on my peter
whack it off!
I was playing with my
one-eyed trouser worm
When I shot a wad
it blew up in the air
I should have aimed it better
it hit my Irish Setter
while my mom was combing out his hair
(chorus)
She was driving' down the road
doing a-hundred and ninety nine
and the chain on her motorcycle broke
Well they found her in the grass
with the muffler up her ass
and her titties playing "Dixie"
on the spokes
(chorus)
Whack mine off!
Whack mine off!
So hard that the skeeter flies away!
There's a skeeter on my peter
whack it off!
There's a skeeter on my peter
whack it off!
There's a dozen on my cousin
I can hear the bastard buzzin'
There's a skeeter on my peter
whack it off!
I was playing with my
one-eyed trouser worm
When I shot a wad
it blew up in the air
I should have aimed it better
it hit my Irish Setter
while my mom was combing out his hair
She was driving' down the road
doing a-hundred and ninety nine
and the chain on her motorcycle broke
Well they found her in the grass
with the muffler up her ass
and her titties playing "Dixie"
on the spokes
(chorus)
Whack mine off!
Whack mine off!
So hard that the skeeter flies away!
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Record Label(s): 2007 Laugh com
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