Theme Tune Lyrics

terrible tudors,
gorgeous georgians,
slimey stuarts,
vile victorians,
woefulwars,
ferocious fights,
dingy castles,
daring knights
Horrors that defy discription,
cut-throat celts,
awful egyptians,
vicious vikings,
cruel crimes
punishments from ancient times
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Roman rotten rank and ruthless,
caveman savage, fierce and toothless,
groovy greeks,
rainy sages
Mean and measly middle ages
Gory stories we do that
And your host a talking rat,
The past is no longer a mystery
Welcome to HORR-IBLE HIS-TOR-IES!!!