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George Carlin Fourth Announcements Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7/10 [4 votes]Album: A Place for My Stuff! / Original Release Date: 2007-01-15Genre: ComedySong Duration: 0 min 53 sec
Fourth Announcements
George Carlin
George Carlin
GEORGE CARLIN
- Fourth Announcements LyricsHello, I'm a member of a new organization called the Fart Retrieval League. Do you realize that among the millions of farts which are released every day, not all of them float free. A small, but significant percentage of farts is trapped in seat cushions all over America- hopelessly suspended in foam rubber. We ask you to please help rescue lost farts.
Send your donation to the Fart Retrieval League. We will send you a booklet entitled, "The Facts on Farts". And say, next time you're in a hotel lobby, why not jump up and down on a seat cushion and free a fart.
This Sunday, don't miss "Issues and Assholes", an in depth look at questions of public interest. This weekend, "Should There Be Gay Smoking Areas?" Then, relax as sex and sports get together on "Bowling For p*ssy". (bowling sounds)
Send your donation to the Fart Retrieval League. We will send you a booklet entitled, "The Facts on Farts". And say, next time you're in a hotel lobby, why not jump up and down on a seat cushion and free a fart.
Facts about Fourth Announcements
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Fourth Announcements is first released on January 15, 2007 as part of George Carlin's album "A Place for My Stuff!" which includes 19 tracks in total. This song is the 12nd track on this album.
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Fourth Announcements falls under the genre Comedy.
When was Fourth Announcements released?
Fourth Announcements is first released on January 15, 2007 as part of George Carlin's album "A Place for My Stuff!" which includes 19 tracks in total. This song is the 12nd track on this album.
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Which genre is Fourth Announcements?
Fourth Announcements falls under the genre Comedy.
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