The Freaking Fcc Lyrics

Oh yeah, I know all about the FCC

They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss
And they'll make you call felatio a trouser friendly kiss

Is the plain situation
There's no negotiation
with the fellows at the freakin FCC

They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of speical interest groups
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops

Take a tip take a lesson
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you'll never win by messin'
with the fellows at the freakin FCC

And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
you're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause you can't say penis

SO they sent this little warning they're prepared to do their worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you can be coerced
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first

They may just be nerotic
Or possibly psychotic
they're the fellows at the freakin' FCC!