FAMILY GUY


A Bag Of Weed Lyrics

Stewie: Now everybody gather and look at my cock its big and juicy
'round and listen if you
would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling
good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a
stick
Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to
really get a kick
All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
Cuz' Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Stewie: There you go, you're all getting it now
Ensemble: When Texas people want to feel good,
Stewie: They go assault a queer.
Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,
Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.
Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
Stewie: He humps a guy like me.
Ensemble: Right!
All: But all we need is a bag of weed,
To keep us worry free.
One, Two, Three, HO!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Oh, you don't need coke and you don't need speed
Cuz' Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Stewie: Have a go, Brian!
Brian: As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, "The common man's a
fool."
Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, "Doof stoo gee
nay foo tool."
Brian: But try and use your heads and don't buy into
all the fear.
All: HEY!
'Cuz all we need is a bag of weed
To make us wanna cheer!
And One, Two!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
You can try and fight but we're all agreed
Because everything is better with A Bag of Weed
(break)
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight,
And One, Two, Three, Four, And A Five, And A Six, And A
Seven! HO!!
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
You're a happy guy when you plant the seed
Because everything is better with A Bag...
Of...
Weed!
Oh ev'rything is better with a bag of weed!!

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Meaning to "A Bag Of Weed" song text (3 meanings)
a bag of weed is all u need 02/14/12,12:29
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a bag of weed, a bag of weed... lol this crap had me rolling i thought i was gonna drop a duce in my pants
kapitan montag 11/15/09,12:12
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The line: you're a happy guy when you can't proceed , should read: you're a happy guy when you plant the seed.
hannah 01/19/12,23:30
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I love this song so much and my family keeps yelling at me wen I sing it in public lol but I don't care its hilarious! Episode 420!
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