Prawn cocktail black forest gateau, eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco,
This is opulent luxury, I'm as happy as a pig in shit could be!
You keep your cordon bleu, and your seedless grapes,
You know where you can stick your brown eggs!

Bridge: I just want what every man wants,
A nibble on your vol-au-vents... and a pint!


Chorus: (x2)

(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
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Shake it til the slugs fall off!


I like simple things, meaty pies!
I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried.
Never could pronounce houderves,
Cannot speak the language of love!

Bridge: I just want what every man wants,
A nibble on your vol-au-vents... and a pint!

Chorus x 2

(solo)

Repeat Chorus (x4)

Songwriter(s): Daniel Francis Hawkins
Copyright: Universal Music Publishing Ltd.
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