I Can't Drive (i'm 65) Lyrics

One foot in the grave and one on the gas, hey
Well I'm blockin' traffic they can't pass, no
So I made a quick illegal turn
And I left that doggone blinker on again
You know I got my license back in '45
Most my friends are barely alive
I take these pills just to survive
I can't drive I'm 65

"Roadhog!"

So I'm toolin' right along im my Oldsmobile, yeah
And I can't see over the steerin' wheel, no I take a stop sign out and a mailbox too
At the railroad crossing I drive right through
They Say,"Wait!"

I don't go faster than 25
Card in my wallet says you shouldn't revive
Flunked my eye test
Gave 'em a bribe
I can't drive I'm 65
Oh yeah, I can't drive I'm 65
I can't drive I'm 65
I can't drive I'm 65
I can't drive...

"Oh, Magoo. You've done it again"

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