Bob Rivers Long Distance Company Lyrics

Not another...
Long Distance Company,
Always calling to save me dough.
"How's your savings?"
"Ours go farther!"
"We can switch you, you just say so."
Call your mother.
She might listen.
I don't need you to waste my time.
My phone is perfect,
Never better.
Friends and family are doing just fine.
Well, they promise I can reach the world,
And they say that that will throw in some perks.
When they swear that I will save a bundle,
They're just blowing sunshine up my skirt.
I'm busy.
We're eating
You call all the time
MY SERVICE IS FINE!!!
I'm sleeping.
I work late.
You bug me to death.
YOU PEOPLE ARE SLIME!!!
I wish you'd
Stop calling!
*click*
(beep-beep-beep-beep....)