Bob Rivers As Beers Go By Lyrics

As Beers Go By lyrics

I used to come here everyday (I'll have the usual, Uh,
Make it a triple), And to the porcelain god I'd pray (Oh,
Dear God, Please not again!),
I was butt-faced constantly, That was the life for me,
Now, I sit and watch as beers go by, (Uh, Could I get
another Club Soda, Please?),
My newfound lifestyle really stinks (Hey, You know what?
Make it a Shirley Temple instead), I only order virgin
drinks (Miss, You think you could do this without the
umbrellas?),
And I really miss the sound of throwing up and falling
down, I sit and watch as beers go by.
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(You know, My lawyer says in a few months my insurance
will go down, You know, Which is kinda nice, And, You
know I am saving a lot of money,
And on top of that, I haven't woken up with an ugly woman
in like eight months. Kind of a nice benefit, you know?
So I got a lot going for me now, I think, you know?),
I miss the things I used to do, I miss my brew, I sit
watch as beers go by.
(Man you used to be a lot of fun. What happened? Nothing
happened, Why don't you go bug somebody else, OK?).

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