A VERY POTTER SEQUEL


Harry Freakin' Potter Lyrics

RON:

You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
You don't understand
you're a legend, man,
to us all!

Every son and daughter--

RON & THE KIDS: [spoken] "SAFE!"

RON:

... From You-Know-Who,
all because of you!
You were small,
but I wonder if you can recall...

[CHORUS: Oooo...]

RON:

Long story short,
this guy,
[whispered] "voldemort"
was super cruel...

HARRY:

[spoken] "Voldemort?"

THE KIDS:

[GASP!] "SHHH!!!"

CHORUS: Oooo...]

RON:
... Tried to kill you & your parents,
and this is where it gets intensely cool...

Even though you were a tiny little boy,
you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed
this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell....

RON & THE KIDS:

You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
We don't prefer Gandalf,
Merlin, or Oz,
You're a whole lot hotter!
With that lighting scar,
you're a superstar to us all!
If we're in trouble we know who to call!

[DANCE BREAK]

RITA SKEETER:

You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
I wouldn't wince at all,
you're invincible to all harm!

Like betty crocker--

RITA SKEETER & THE KIDS:

[Oooh!]

RITA:

... I wanna eat you up!
No one'll beat you up
with that charm!
Remember, Harry, kid,
you're the Boss,
you're the King,
you're the Bomb!

HARRY:

But this is all so sad,
I mean, my Mom and Dad
were killed, long ago...

THE KIDS:

[Long ago they died!]

HARRY:

... I wanna be psyched,
but being unliked
is all I know...

CHORUS:

[... All he knows, that's why--]

HARRY:

I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate,
an opportunity eleven years late...
I guess it's time for me step up to the plate
and show 'em that I'm something great!

I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
I'll do what I can
if what you say I am is true!

I can't be bothered
by my awful past,
I've found at last
something I can do,
so it's time I knew
exactly who I am...

I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!

THE KIDS:

You're Harry Freakin' Potter!

HARRY & THE KIDS

I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter--

HARRY:

... And I'm the Man!

THE KIDS:

[Ahhhhhh]

HARRY & THE KIDS:

[spoken] "HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!"

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Meaning to "Harry Freakin' Potter" song lyrics (4 meanings)
THECoolestGirl!!!!H.J.G.7741 07/16/14,21:51
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This song IS him discovering what he has been waited on and been held back from! Plus it has a rocking beat and hilarious dance break and insane harmonies!
Hermione Granger 05/10/12,18:37
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Why aren't you guys STUDYING for your O.W.L.s? You know, I my be frumpy but I'm super smart, and oh guys, that is totally awesome!!! And I'm the coolest girl. Ever. DON'T YOU FORGET IT.
Random Fan 02/29/12,19:40
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Love this song, love Joey, love Darren, Brolden, Brosenthal, Tyler, Joe, Devin, Jaime, Lauren, Matt, Nick, JoMo, A.J, and anybody I missed! (sorry!) love you guys!
Mama Umbridge 08/28/12,18:06
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Oh my god! It's HARRY FREAKING POTTER! Mr. Potter, Mr. Potter, will you play me a little song on your guitar? OH! Mr. Potter, Mr. Potter, will you sign my BOOB?
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