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King Missile Jesus Was Way Cool Lyrics
Total views: 4 times this week / Rating: 7.71/10 [7 votes]Album: The Psychopathology of Everyday Life / Original Release Date: 2003-01-21Genre: AlternativeSong Duration: 2 min 57 sec
KING MISSILE
- Jesus Was Way Cool Lyrics / with translationsJesus Was Way Cool
King Missile _Mystical Shit_ Shimmy Disc
Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians
King Missile _Mystical Shit_ Shimmy Disc
Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians
Facts about Jesus Was Way Cool
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Jesus Was Way Cool is written by John S. Hall, Chris Xefos, King Missile.
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It is first released on January 21, 2003 as part of King Missile's album "The Psychopathology of Everyday Life" which includes 18 tracks in total.
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When we consider what the writer meant by those haunting lines, in the first place, the lyrics of "Jesus Was Way Cool" by King Missile paint the figure of Jesus with a brush full of humor. They clearly show the extraordinary talent and the range of his abilities through the trope of exaggeration and depict the jealousy that ultimately led to crucifixion, and at the same time, the resurrection coming out as a victory celebration. Jesus was way cool lyrics gives a clear highlight of spirituality, inspiration, joy, celebration, and hope. The same time, the song keeps delivering messages of admiration for jesus, miracles and supernatural powers, jealousy and betrayal and resurrection and ascension. The lyrics include mention of smoking marijuana, using cocaine, and taking amphetamines, all of which are substance abuse and therefore the song is classified as containing drug-related content. Moreover, the human-figure portrayal of Jesus doing miracles and the mention of his resurrection may easily be regarded as a novice theme that deserves a PG-13 rating.
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Jesus Was Way Cool falls under the genre Alternative.
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Jesus Was Way Cool song length is 2 minutes and 57 seconds.
Who wrote Jesus Was Way Cool lyrics?
Jesus Was Way Cool is written by John S. Hall, Chris Xefos, King Missile.
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When was Jesus Was Way Cool released?
It is first released on January 21, 2003 as part of King Missile's album "The Psychopathology of Everyday Life" which includes 18 tracks in total.
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What is the meaning behind Jesus Was Way Cool lyrics?
When we consider what the writer meant by those haunting lines, in the first place, the lyrics of "Jesus Was Way Cool" by King Missile paint the figure of Jesus with a brush full of humor. They clearly show the extraordinary talent and the range of his abilities through the trope of exaggeration and depict the jealousy that ultimately led to crucifixion, and at the same time, the resurrection coming out as a victory celebration. Jesus was way cool lyrics gives a clear highlight of spirituality, inspiration, joy, celebration, and hope. The same time, the song keeps delivering messages of admiration for jesus, miracles and supernatural powers, jealousy and betrayal and resurrection and ascension. The lyrics include mention of smoking marijuana, using cocaine, and taking amphetamines, all of which are substance abuse and therefore the song is classified as containing drug-related content. Moreover, the human-figure portrayal of Jesus doing miracles and the mention of his resurrection may easily be regarded as a novice theme that deserves a PG-13 rating.
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Which genre is Jesus Was Way Cool?
Jesus Was Way Cool falls under the genre Alternative.
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How long is the song Jesus Was Way Cool?
Jesus Was Way Cool song length is 2 minutes and 57 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): John S. Hall, Chris Xefos, King MissileRecord Label(s): 2003 Instinct Records
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