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Gary Marshall: Google and Amazon are having a laugh - Fri, 17 May 2013
You've got to admire the cheek: when the UK government asked Google why its UK operation barely paid tax, Google's answer was that it only employed leprechauns and that as we all know, fictional creatures are tax-exempt. Okay, not quite, but the real answer was hardly more believable: all those UK people selling from Google's UK offices to UK businesses aren't actually selling anything at all ...
Gary Marshall: Is Nokia's platform burning again? - Wed, 08 May 2013
I wrote a poem! Elop stood on the burning deck / facing angry shareholders / "It's Windows Phone or nowt!" he cried / as he tried to dodge the boulders Things at Nokia are going from bad to verse, it seems. Sorry. Investors in Nokia aren't happy. The firm's smartphones aren't doing the numbers they'd like, and those sales aren't making up for the catastrophic decline in feature phone sales. No ...
Gary Marshall: Who's afraid of Google Glass? - Thu, 02 May 2013
Whenever someone comes up with a new technology, someone else finds a reason to panic. As Intel's Genevieve Bell told the Wall Street Journal , tech panic is a recurring theme in our culture. Putting electricity into houses? Predators will know from the lights whether women and children are home, and will attack them! Trains going faster than 50mph? Women's uteri would fly out of their bodies! I ...
Gary Marshall: Did the UK just abolish copyright? - Tue, 30 Apr 2013
Remember when Instagram tried to grab everybody's photos , and backed down amid a storm of bad publicity? The whole thing was completely unnecessary, because the UK government was planning to give all your stuff to corporations anyway. That's The Register's take on it, anyway: it's dubbed the Enterprise and Regulatory Reform Act the "Instagram Act" and reckons corporations are going to start ...
Gary Marshall: Falling profit? Yep, Apple must be doomed - Wed, 24 Apr 2013
When I got up this morning, one of my dogs had crapped on the kitchen floor, my mobile was showing No Service and the coffee machine spat out hot water instead of coffee. "This can only mean one thing," I said to myself. "Apple is DOOOOOOMED!" Well, it's about as scientific as any other "Apple is DOOOOOOMED!" analysis. Instead of facts and figures, Apple could have released nothing but a picture ...