American Awesome Alliance Lyrics

It all started in 2012. Brannon was in dire straits. After a close brush with death due to a Flintstones vitamin overdose he decided to turn his life around and pursue his true dream: belly dancing. He had just watched Disney's Aladdin and decided that the Middle East would be the best place to start on his quest for belly dancing greatness. There, in a dusty Saudi Arabian bazaar, he met Chris. Chris was extremely obese, topping the scales at 22,000 Mg and operated a quaint shop called "The Leftist Agenda". There he sold items specifically meant for left handed people and the stragglers that got left behind. Impressed by Chris' large belly size, Brannon recruited him into his belly dancing gang. Over time, the gang grew... read more