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The Stereotypes Song Lyrics

You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda
ridiculous.
So I wrote a song about it,
and it goes a little something like this.

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a
unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.

Check it out now.
I love those fat Americans.
You know they so obnoxious.
They always eating burgers.
They always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans.
The way they mow my lawn.
They all got a 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a
condom on.
Uh huh.
'Cause that's the way they roll.
Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy,
And they're out of control like a Chinese driver.

I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they cool,
but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
Ya mon.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a week and,
I'm just joking.
If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a
unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.

Check it out now.
Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the Outback
redneck Australians,
And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude,
And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
Mamma mia!
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.
(whistle)

I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they're all butt-nekkid.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes?
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! You're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast.
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis.

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a
unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.

All together now!
I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep.
(repeat 4x)
They hump sheep (repeat 3x)

I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these
stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a
unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance dance dance to these
stereotypes.

Yeah. I'm just playing, you know I love you guys.
But seriously, don't hump any sheep.

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these lyrics are submitted by HariSama
these lyrics are last corrected by Hetalia Super Fan........ :3

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Lovely Memory 12/21/12,18:29
+3

Wow this song drew nearly every Hetalia person on the planet. XD I'm American and I'm proud of my stereotype! You know because shotguns are utterly awesome.
kasey 11/26/12,16:07
+3

love this song especially the hetalia version of it. I love hetalia makes me so happy to see so many people who like it
icezzy 08/11/11,02:16
+3

Hahahaha this is cool, no one should get insulted because it may or may not be true. . .that's why it's called stereotyping. Neweiz nice song. Hahahaha this is cool, no one should get insulted because
Yao Wang 10/22/12,12:01
+2

What the hell do you mean by They are out of control like a Chinese driver??! Whoever made this song needs to be kicked in the balls aru! Are drivers are just fine!... Well... they're not bad... And Korea's... you know what... isn't that small!!... Don't ask me how I know that aru...
Hetalia Super Fan..... :3 05/08/12,18:33
+1

OMg! I love this song! Anyways,Go on youtube and type up Stereotype song hetalia! SOOOOOOOO funny! :D :D
Who? 04/18/12,20:00
+1

It makes me happy to see so many Hetalia fans. xD and Germans weren't mentioned either! Not just mattie I mean Canada.
m_squared 01/22/12,01:09
+1

I love this song. its ssssooooo funny. and not all americans are fat, eat burgers all the time, and aleays hold shotguns.... only on tuesdays! ;p hahaha. just kidding.
MeiCreepypasta 05/14/14,06:53
0

I love this song (Hetalian version) but when they did the Scottish hump sheep part and added New Zealand (who looks like a sheep) I was so deeply disturbed I burst out laughing for twenty minutes. Combined with the fact this is so damn funny XD So long as the wrong people don't watch this ... :|
SakTheNun 09/17/12,15:39
0

AW SHUCKS! My nationality isn't on here. I'm Sri Lankan...but I live innthe US. My Hetalia obsessed friend showed meh this song.
hungary 05/20/12,22:45
0

no canada, germany, finland, iceland.....orhers that i can't spell...but other then that i love this song
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