Weird Al Yankovic
Miscellaneous
She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
When we first met she seemed perfectly normal
I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard
You see, my baby, she started to change
Started lookin' kinda strange
Wearin' all that white makeup and those black leotards
Well, I guess she kept her little secret pretty well
Now ever since I learned the horrible truth, you know my life
Has been a living hell
That's right, you see...

She never told me she was a mime
She never told me she was a mime, oh no
Actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the time
She never told me, she nver told me she was a...
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mime

I wish we both could just talk it all over
But my baby won't even make a sound
Now she makes everybody sick
Doin' that pantomime shtick
Even our old friends have stopped coming around
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Well, my parents can't stand her and the neighbors hate her guts
She's really, really embarrassing me... this silent treatment's
Driving me Nuts!
You see...

She never told me she was a mime
She never told me she was a mime.Oh no
Now she's actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the time...
What a crime
She never told (she never told me) she never told me she
Was a mime

She walks against the wind everywhere we go
Stops at every corner, gotta put on a show
Carries 'round a picture of Marcel Marceau
Always was the quiet type, but how was I to know?

She never told me she was a mime
She never told me she was a mime.Oh no
Actin' like she's trapped inside a big glass box all the
Ti-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yime
She never told me, she never told me she was a mime

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