Weird Al Yankovic I Lost On Jeopardy Lyrics

I Lost On Jeopardy lyrics

I was there
to match my intellect
On national tv
against a plumber
and an architecht
Both with a Ph. D

I was tense
I was nervous
I guess it
just wasn't my night
Dou flemin
Gave the answers
Oh but I couldn't get the Questions Right-ight-ight

(chorus)
I lost on Jeopardy
Baby
ooooo, oo oo
I lost on Jeopardy
Baby
ooooo, oo oo

Well I knew
I was in trouble now
My hope of Winning Sank
'cuz I got
the daily double now
and then my mind went blank


I took pulperri,
for one hundred
and then my
head started to spin!
Well I'm givin' up
Doug Partol,
Just tell me now what I didn't win, Yeah yea yeah

(Chorus)

I lost on Jeopardy
Baby
ooooo, oo oo
I lost on Jeopardy
Baby
oooo oo oo

(announcer voice)
That's right Al, you lost!
And let me tell you what you DIDN'T win:
A 20-volume set of the encyclopedia tonight show,
A case of turtle wax,
And a years supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Fransisco Treat!

But that's not all!
You've also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people,
and you've brought shame and discrace on your family name for Generations to come!
You don't get to come back tomorrow!
You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game!
YOU'RE A COMPLETE LOSER!

Don't know what
I was thinking of
I guess I
Just wasn't too bright
Well I sure hope
I do better
Next weekend on the Price is Right
Yeah yeah yeah

(chorus)

I lost on Jeopardy
Baby
oooo, oo oo
I lost on Jeopardy
Baby
oooo, oo oo


I lost on Jeopardy!
Baby!

these lyrics are submitted by Lauren the Weird Al freak
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