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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC


Fat Lyrics

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sham on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat

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Songwriter(s): Michael Jackson
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Meaning to "Fat" song text (10 meanings)
Dene'ne' Goziozborne 03/23/10,18:12
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The original is waaayyy better but weird al is second after MJ so ya...Great song and the beginning of the music video is the best! Anyways byebye
Andre Morrison 02/02/12,07:56
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I chew Nathans toenails. First I clean them with my tongue and then chew on the dirt. I lick out his ear wax with my teeth and nibble him like a goat
Nathan (Ariel) Foin 01/30/12,08:42
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I watched Andre and Katie at it yesterday and loved it. I recorded it and watch it daily whilst wearing my Ariel costume.
Katie 'BBB' Allen 01/30/12,08:37
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i want andre's giant chocolate bar in my yorkshire pudding and also i want to rub his bar between my melons
Nathan (ariel) Foin 01/27/12,09:00
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I slept with jamie roundboyand shoved my fingers up his tight bum-holey. it started when i licked up kerry and roundboy got jealous and we had a fight but i couldnt stop ripping my clothes off...
roundboy 01/26/12,09:06
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i love.... i lick sweet hot melted chocolate of her lush breasts. i milk her to feed my family and friends in the harsh winters to survive and i take great pleasure in it.
milly millington 01/26/12,08:35
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i love rachael houghton and i cheated on her with chad. I have sucked andres nipplesand i have licked sams bum hole yummy! i think im gay now because i also thumbed daniel and liked it alot.
Andre Morrison 01/26/12,08:18
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i love it up the but-hole! i love katie's breasts and i licked hayley tolley! i also have a crush on meatball marple!
Chad Marple 07/04/11,06:56
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Wow, this is SOOOOO true! Amazing song, this song reminds me of a certain meatball... hmm i think it might be me! i LOVE SAM NIPPLES
Milica 08/24/09,14:31
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Man... Am I realy the only one leaving coments here??? Still this song is soooo much better than the original version!!!
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