Wedding Present All This & More Lyrics

I wonder what our kid has bought her
 I think I'll try & unwrap a corner
 He didn't spend that much in the end
 He doesn't think that highly of his friends
 I've wanted one of those for years
 That was until I got it here
 On second thought, I don't think I like it
 But if it's for sale someone will buy it
 I can't think just what I wanted it for
 I've already borrowed too much money
 I told Michel & she thinks it's funny
 I won't have anything but the best
 Can I put this down and owe the rest?
 I can't think just what I wanted it for
 All this & more