War Pidgeons Chainsaw Mama (c) 1993 Lyrics

Drinking Yukon Jack in a Northwestern bar

I noticed her eyes and the size of her scars

I got a little closer just to be near

When I hear her scream out for another two beers

Gathered my courage and told her she was fine

Found she worked with Nature and I lost my mind

Tree huggers suck but I caught a whiff of gas

She told me her job and knocked me on my ass

She was a chainsaw mama

Working in the forest green

A chainsaw mama

the best woman I've ever seen

What a chainsaw mama

Cutting trees all day

A chainsaw mama

and she wants my log today

She talked low and hard about her hearty  job

Enough to make enviromentalists sob

Then she grabbed me tight and told me her desire

For me to take her out and set her woods afire.

We left that bar headed for the Great North Woods

And in that chilly air she showed me her goods.

I'd better be hot, she had no time for fools

Or she will drop me flat for her power tools.

She's just a chainsaw mama

the kind you'd like to please

A chainsaw mama

Arms as thick as trees

My lovely chainsaw mama

More than just a fling

A hearty chainsaw mama

Love her axe swing

Sawdust flew up into the cold night air

she won three of five falls but she don't fight fair

I pinned her once, but she flashed me her tattoo

And I lost it when I read "Paul Bunyan was here too!"

If you've got the strength and the stamina friend

Come to the Great Northwest where the land just ends

And find yourself a lucious logging babe

And never ever try to misbehave

cause she's a chainsaw mama

don't screw em up pal

Oh lovely chainsaw mama

Or you'll end up like the spotted owl

Gas powered Chainsaw mama

My heart and groin both stir

For my chainsaw mama

Whenever she cries "Timber!"

(repeat random choruses)