I woke up with my nuts by my side
So I brushed my tooth and I took them for a ride
When I go driving it's the carpool lane all the way
Because I am beside myself my girl sits in the back

'Cuz my nuts ride shotgun
I've got elephantitis of the nuts
Public pussy places won't have me they think
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I'm an embarrassment of the human male society

It's not a disease, don't want a quarantine
Because these nuts are my personal property
Some say that I'm a hero to all my fellow men
I'm their token role model like Alanis is to women

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