I wish I was a drunk againI wish I was a drunk again
I wish I was a drunk again
things were much easier then my friend
I wish I was a drunk again
I'd never read the paper
be putting 'em away or sleeping it off
behind a trail of noxious vapor
10 years I never voted once
so I never got the scar
but I always knew it was election day
because they always closed the bar
I wish I was a drunk again
I wish I was a drunk again
I wish I was a drunk again
all the ladies knew me well
and as long as the Yuengling held out
I was persona nonpareil
a few wars might fly on by
and a few president's too
towers could rise towers could fall

but I only have eyes for you
if it wasn't for the almost dying thing
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and waking up in drool
with my liver sitting next to me
on it's own bar stool...
I'd wish I was a drunk again
things were much easier then my friend
I'd wish I was a drunk again
things were much easier then my friend
I wish I was drunk again
things were much easier then
should I sleep upside down or underneath
it's fun to play remember when
a patriotic son of a gun
George Bush would look good to me
I always removed my John Deere cap
before I went to pee
I wish I was a drunk again
I wish I was a drunk again
if it wasn't for the almost dying thing
and waking up in drool
with my liver sitting next to me
on it's own bar stool